The state trooper was patroling a deserted country road., when he spotted a man tied to a tree, stark naked.
"What happened here?" the trooper asked the man.
"Well," the man said, "I picked up a hitchhiker, and as soon as he got in my car, he pulled a gun, took my money, took my clothes, and then tied me up here!"
The trooper unzipped his fly and said, "Man, this just ain't gonna be your day." |
