Suicidal Hippie Fucks

Miscellaneous Jokes

Newer Jokes as of 12-29-98
Deaf Gangster Clean Spoon A Bruthu with a White Penis? Never Sleep through the Sermon Which Voice is More Pleasant? Excellent Sex Therapist Are Computers Male or Female? Liz Taylor’s Operation Lotto Winner Bank Holdup Puddles Guys’s Gotta Nice Ass? The Priest and the Leprechaun Drinkin’ Airplane Fuel Smart Old Rooster	Try this Shit Redneck Medical Terms A Disgruntled Male’s Diatribe Sister Takes it in the Ass Heimlich Manuever Anyone? Wanna Cheese Sammich? Life in Hell If a Woman had a Penis Three Important People Custer’s Last Thoughts Country Music How Many Ducks? How Many to Change a Lightbulb? Good Blowjob?
New Jokes as of 8-15-98
Where’s the Priest Sleeping? An Amish Buggy He Ain’t Got No Ears Mailman’s Last Day What’s a cunt? Don’t get lost in West Virginia Sisters of Mercy Women and Chicken What do Surgeons Like?	Dead Cows and Mermaids Granny’s Balls Goody Boy? The Missionary and the Chief Damn Redneck This Guy is Guilty If a Man had a Vagina Do Nuns Sin? What a Nice Hitman
Old Jokes as of 6-20-98
Penises Make a Mess? Is a Beer Better than a Woman? Four Quarters is not a Dollar She's a Whore Alright Barrel Sex Stupid Horse Of Peaches and Pussies Three Dumb Blondes Beautiful Nymphomaniac	Dumb Blonde Stupid Rednecks The Morale of the Story Two Boat Owners Top Ten Things a Man or Woman Would Never Say The Gift Cinderella Story
Older Jokes
Men and Women's English translations Big Mike's got two assholes? Comments from Flight Attendants Differences between men and women Dead Baby Jokes Male Chauvinist Pig jokes Useful phrases to know when traveling in muslim fundamentalist areas He shoulda learned Japanese Top ways to tell if a redneck is working at a computer in your office This is one great machine It’s been a long time for Big Mike Dirty Johnny jokes Bad nudist colony Whose mistress is she? One smart old lady One bad day Zero-T’s Shit List He told you he was sick Don’t go campin’ with these two Damn Faggits Whatta sick bitch	Serves the bitch right Be carefull where you jerk off Believe in God SHF has some old members The Pope really ain’t so bad Good night at the tittie bar Death & Taxes Voodoo Dick Jargon Watch The Male Perspective How Dogs are better than Women If Microsoft made Toasters Women’s Firearms Aptitude Test Cannibals and Fruit Signs you have a drinking problems Sex Pill Overdose Your SHF Horoscope This dog really fetches SHF’s Shit List Beer drinkers troubleshooting guide You’d do the dishes too Does your woman want bigger breasts?

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