Dumb Blonde

A blond goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

To which the blond replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blond very calmly states, "No. I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know."

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blond. He looks out over his office and sees her crying hysterically. He rushes out to her and asks, "What's so bad now? Are you gonna be OK?"

"No..." exclaims the blond, "I just received a call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!"

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