A guy goes shopping with his wife and of course gets bored and goes to the Pet Store while she shops. The pet store owner starts telling the man that he has a monkey that he needs to sell and get off of his books.
The guy's like, nah ... what would I do with a monkey?
The owner says oh this is a great monkey, he gives great blow jobs!
So the man says, well OK, I'll take him.
The owner is elated and quickly sells him the monkey.
In bed that night, the man tries to get some from his wife. She says she has a headache and no not tonight. So after she falls asleep, the man sneaks downstairs and figures what the hell, I'll give it a try.
About a half hour later the wife awakens to loud crashing/clanging noises in the kitchen ... wondering what it is she goes to investigate. When at the kitchen door she sees her hubby handing pans to the monkey and the monkey then throwing each one across the kitchen. So, she asks him what's going on.
He replies “As soon as I can teach this monkey to cook ... YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!” |
