Two Texans were standing at the bar, drinking shots, when a woman at the other end of the bar started to choke on a small piece of Bar-B-Que Chicken she had ordered.
Tex said to Slim, "That gal looks like she's chokin' to death. Think we should help her?"
Slim said, "Yes siree bob!"
So Slim runs down to the lady and says, "Can you speak?"
She shakes her head no.
"Are you choking to death?" he asks.
She nods her head yes. The lady is turning blue by this time.
Slim spins the lady round and slams her chest into the bar top. Bending her over he rips off her skirt. Then he rips off her panties. Then Slim runs his tongue up the crack of her bare ass. With this she gasps loudly, spitting out the chicken. She begins to breathe.
Slim walks back to the end of the bar and picks up his shot glass of whiskey and proceeds to take a drink.
Tex says, "That's great Slim."
"Ain't nothing kid," said Slim. "That old 'Hind Lick Maneuver' works every time." |
