A Disgruntled Male's Diatribe...
Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your pecker?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Q. What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.
Q. What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A. Her navel.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q. Why are the worst hurricanes named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q. What's the best thing about a oral sex?
A. The five minutes of silence. |
