A fly spotted a pile of horse manure and decided to have a bite to eat. He hadn't eaten in hours, so he was very hungry. He ate and ate and ate. When he finally decided to fly away, he found he was so stuffed he couldn't get off the ground. He saw a shovel leaning against the barn door and thought that maybe if he climbed up and jumped off the handle he could get himself airborne. So, he climbed the handle, jumped off, fell to the ground and went “SPLAT!”
Moral of the story: Don't fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit! |
