A Nunary has just been blown up in a freak accident and all the Nuns go to heaven. They are waiting at the gates and the angel is testing them on their worthiness to enter heaven.
The Angel says to the first Nun "have you ever touched a penis" and she replied "once with my hand."BB
So the angel replies O.K put your hand in the holy water and you can enter into heaven and she does.
The second Nun comes to the head of the queue and again the angel asks "Have you ever touched a penis?"
She replies "yes once with my hand" and again he says "dip your hand in the holy water and you can enter the gates of heaven and she does.
The third Nun is about to be asked and there is a scuffle at the back of the queue of Nuns and one of them pushes her way to the front barging the Nun at the front of the queue out of the way.
The Angel says "How can I help you sister Mary?"
She replies "If I have to gargle that water I want to do it before Sister Agnes puts her ass in it!" |
