Big Mike, Zero-T and Rugg Butt were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
Zero-T said, "have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour cause my pee barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing," said Rugg Butt. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible."
"You think you've got problems," said Big Mike. Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is that I don't wake up until 11:30. |
