An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold blustery January day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother said "Put them between your legs. the body heat will warm them up."
So she did and they warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend when he said that his hands were freezing cold.
She said, "Put them between my legs and the body heart willl warm them up."
He did and they were warmed.
The next day, the girl and her boyfriend were driving in the buggy again when he said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The girl said, "Put it between my legs and my body heat willl warm it."
He did and his nose was warmed.
The next day, the girl and her boyfriend were driving again when he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The next day the girl and her mother were driving in the buggy when the girl asked her mother, "Do you know what a penis is?"
The mother, slightly concerned, said, "Yes, why do you ask?"
The daughter said, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!" |
