One day two cowboys where riding out on the plains to check on their cows. One is from Texas the other Colorado. When they came upon a cow with his head stuck in the fence, the Colorado cowboy jumped off his horse pulled down his pants and started screwing the cow.
When he was done he got back on his horse and said to the Texas cowboy "Don't you want some of that?"
The Texas cowboy thought for a moment then said "Sure do."
He jumped off his horse, pulled down his pants, stucked his head in the fence and said "Mooo!! Mooo!!" |