Redneck Medical Terms

Redneck Medical Terms

Hangnail: A coat hook.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known
Labor pain: Hurt at work
Medical Staff: A doctor's cane
Minor operation: Coal Digging
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrate: Lower than day rate
Node: Was aware of
Organic: Musical
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Post-op: A letter carrier
Protein: In favor of young people
Rheumatic: Amorous
Rectum: Dang near killed him
Secretion: Hiding anything
Serology: Study of English knighthood
Tablet:- A small table
Terminal illness: Sick at the airport
Tibia: Country in North Africa
Tumor: An extra pair
Urine: Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose: Nearby
Vein: Conceited

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