This young stud was at his favorite singles bar one night, looking over the current crop of bitches, when he spotted, down at the end of the bar, an absolutely ravishing older woman of about 50 or so. He was used to scoring with much younger tramps, but he figured, what the fuck.
He went over and used one of his best pick-up lines, the woman was VERY receptive! So, soon they are back at her hotelroom, fucking like rabbits, and as he takes one of her tits in his mouth and sucks on her hard nipple, he's rewarded with a mouthful of a warm sticky fluid.
"Hey," he said, "aren't you a little old to be lactating?"
"Yes," she moaned, "But not too old for breast cancer!" |