Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I think electricians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like engineers best. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
The fifth surgeon said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and assholes are completely interchangeable." |
