The other night, my friends Rugg Butt, Zero-T, and I went to this Phoenix "Gentlemans Club." Zero-T wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill.
The "dancer" came over to us, and Dave licked the $10 bill and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, Rugg Butt (being a new, high $$ firearms instructor) pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the Jew in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home. |
