A knockout young tramp decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to fuck him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed to show off her surgically altered tits, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his twelve-inch erected cock, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs.
Fearing her plan had gone desperately wrong, she asked "What are those for?"
The older man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!" |
