A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was possibly a guy he met once named Big Mike, but the body was so badly burned, he needed somebody to make a positive identification. That task fell to Big Mike's two friends, Zero-T and Rugg Butt.
Zero-T came over to the body and said, "He be burned pretty bad, aiiiight. Roll 'im over." Zero-T looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, dat ain't Big Mike."
Thinking the incident strange, the mortician said nothing. He then brought in Rugg Butt.
Rugg Butt takes a look at the body and said, "Wow, he's burned to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, the same reply, "Nope, that ain't Big Mike."
The mortician said, "How can you tell?"
Rugg Butt replied, "Big Mike had two assholes."
The mortician then said, "What? How could he have two assholes?"
Then Rugg Butt replied, "Everybody seemed to know Big Mike had two assholes. Whenever we went into town together, you'd hear people say, "Here comes Big Mike with those two assholes!" |
