There was a reporter from the New York Times traveling in West Virginia. Hoping to get a story for his family column he stopped at a gas station.
He asked the guy pumping gas "Has anything exciting happen around here?"
The man said "Two weeks ago farmer Brown lost some sheep and twenty of us men went looking all night, found them, fucked all of them, then returned them to the farmer."
I can't write that the reporter thought.
"What else exciting has happen besides that?"
The man told him "Last week Mrs Brown was missing. Twenty of us men looked all night, found her, each one of us fucked her, then took her home."
Hell I can't write that either he thought. "Has there been any tragadies around here?"
The man took off his hat and rubbed his head and said "Yes, there was this time I got lost.." |
