She's a Whore Alright

A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone by a bus stop. "Hello, I must say, you are about the most beautiful women I have ever met."

"Thank you very much," replied the women.

The guy quickly follows up, "I was wondering if you'd sleep with me for a million dollars?"

"A million dollars!" the girl responds. She thinks for a moment and answers, "yes, I would sleep with you for a million dollars."

"How about five bucks," responds the guy.

"Five Bucks!, What kind of woman do you think I am?"

"We've already determined that," he replies. "Now we are just haggling over money."

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