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 Crash kills 300 sheep Associated Press Feb. 16, 2004 WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Two trucks hauling nearly 700 sheep went out of control and crashed Monday, killing nearly 300 of the animals, police said. Rednecks everywhere were holding candle light vigils in honor of the slain sexual partners. Bubba McGintry of Little Rock, AR, said, "There was no doubt some mighty fine sheep that could provide plenty of warmth and lovin' killed this day." "Yep," agree Willy Mancowski. "Somewhere, someone is gonna be sleepin' alone tonight," he said, choking back tears. 
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