SHF News is a web-based satirical news source and is intended for the enjoyment of our audience; not to be taken seriously. A sense of humor is highly recommended; the sicker and twisteder the better.

Most of the content on SHF News is satire. It is intended to make fun of people and events past, present and future. Public figures used in SHF News are portrayed for satirical purposes only. All other names & characters are fictional. Any similarities to actual persons, living or dead, or events, past, present, and future, is unintentional.

All stories in SHF News, while based on actual events, are presented for their humorous value and are not usually true. If our story sounds similar to another parodied or satired story, that should be considered coincidence. Keep in mind there are more than 2½ shit-tons of us parodying the same world events. Chances are pretty good that some of us may have similar ideas.

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